Team Herald
MARGAO: Churchill Alemao has been arrested by Crime Branch and is spending his days in custody at the Panjim police lockup. But his legacy of spontaneous humour has kept the social media like Facebook and Whatsapp abuzz.
There have been jokes making the rounds on social media and they are now trending on the net. Poems, one liners, situational jokes are being created and quickly circulated. Here are some of the most circulated jokes on the social media.
“You said you’re putting me behind the bars. Where have you brought me? There is no whiskey, no beer, no soda, no table, no boiled channa and no Pedro waiter. WHAT KIND OF BAR IS THIS? A DRY DAY BAR?”
Churchill Alemao to the Police Constable. In the interrogation room at Crime Branch….
Police: On what ground can you say that you are innocent?
Churchill: Take me to any ground I can say that I am innocent…
What’s all this noise about me taking a 6 crore bribe from Luis’s burger company? This Luis from St Estevam is a rascal. He can’t even make Vada Pao. What burgers he will make? This is a ‘cospirancy’-Churchill Alemao.
But the grapevine has it that even in custody Alemao is continuously tracking his fishing business and trawlers. Sources close to Churchill said that he is seeking a daily report of the fish catch.
Sources also said that he is very relaxed and confident that luck is on his side and that he will be released soon.
