But be careful your god is after me, be it in whichever faith you believe. My photograph on the banner is always bigger than your temple, Church or any God you believe because I am your leader.
Kindly come to my place if you require any donations for starting cricket/football tournament, organising programmes for your Christmas, Diwali,Id, etc or even if you want to bring tiatr (Konkani Drama) /Natak(Marathi play) or anything else. But I have few conditions before giving you the money.
The first condition is that I will never give you people bank cheque, draft or any money from bank but hard cash as I don’t have any legal source of income to give you people all my donations will be in cash only. My second condition is that you should announce my name and amount that I have donated till your throats pain and my voters ears are deafened by hearing and don’t forget I will be your chief guest and make sure I am given ample time to speak during peak time of your programme and please keep some flowers ready to give and some supporters to clap at each and every time I speak.
Come your feasts be of any faith I will give you my beloved voter ghee, rice wheat, flour and my name will be printed on the packets which I will give you people, you see my voters I really care for my voters my heart is for my poor people and I am doing what god told me to do “give charity”. You see I am Goan at heart to give you people all these items and I will never donate anything to rest of my Indian citizens if any natural calamities occur in any other state as I am not their leader but of course yours.
When it is election time, I will give cases of liquor to you my dear supporter, but only vote for me and be ready to fight for my sake at any place be it even at the bar, and I really don’t worry even if you die of liver problem by drinking the liquor which I give, but make sure to cast your vote for me before you pass away. After winning election I will change to any party whichever benefits me more but the reason to change party will be for only development of my constituency. I will give government job to a person in whose family there are more than 10 votes but will make sure that during your life time you and your family should vote only for me or the persons whom I tell you to vote. You should also be prepared to attend all the meetings which I will organise as situation provides so that my fame is known throughout Goa. If any of my voter dies I will be selective to attend only those of rich and famous voters for others I will give some excuse as I not interested to attend funerals but only my sake to win the elections.
When it’ time for my birthday I will give money to you, kindly release advertisements in local newspapers wishing me on my birthday, but strictly I should be addressed as honorable, dynamic leader of the people. Only heaven knows whether I should be addressed as honorable or dynamic.
